She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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