Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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