Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
