Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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