Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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