I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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