I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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