is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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