why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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