as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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