Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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