Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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