his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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