He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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