Is it normal to miss your booty call?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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