OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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