He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dear god my vagina.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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