Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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