Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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