I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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