I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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