Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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