ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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