I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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