pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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