she smelled like a LAN party
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
