Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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