The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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