the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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