so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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