i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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