just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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