Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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