i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
