Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have grass duct taped all over my body
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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