Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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