should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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