Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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