Do you still have your period?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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