Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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