I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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