Sry I called you an 8
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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