How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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