it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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