How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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