Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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