So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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