what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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