Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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