Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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