And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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