hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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