Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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